Segway Owner Dies in Segway Accident

 Segway mogul Jimi Heselden, the 395th-richest man in Great Britian, died Sunday when he rode his Segway off a cliff. Heselden had been inspecting the property of his West Yorkshire estate on a "ruggedcountry version of the Segway" when he apparently lost control of the vehicle. Police said they found a body "in the River Wharfe, apparently having fallen from the cliffs above." A "Segway-style vehicle was recovered" nearby. Police say they don't suspect foul call, but they're investigating the machine to determine whether a mechanical or human error caused the crash.

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Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case

Unfortunate names involved in an unfortunate incident.

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Hey Gamers! Turn Your Wii Remote Into A Vibrator

Mojowijo has created a device that attaches to a Nintendo Wii remote control, turning it into a sex toy.

http://www.mojowijo.com/

http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2010/09/01/turn-your-wii-remote-into-a-vibrator-finally/

Survey Says: Genetics Affect Whether We're Willing to Take Surveys

It sounds like an Onion article but it's for real.  Want to test if genetics affect if you'll take a survey?  Then take a survey.



http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/08/100830094932.htm